Well, it all started because of the chocolate. You know – all that extra chocolate that abounds over the holidays. You can’t leave it sitting there. It has to be eaten. It would be rude not to.
But then, in the cruel light of day, you realize that your clothes really, really shrunk in the wash – especially around the middle… Then, it was that late-night infomercial for exercise equipment that beckoned. Just what I need, I told myself. And it was on sale.
Problem was, that when stretched out to start my work-out, the equipment was over 8 feet long. This is where the Yak Shaving kicked in again. (For those who missed it, I wrote about ‘Yak Shaving 101’ in the April 2017 Blog on this site. It’s the system of the many unintentional, side-tracking steps one goes through to achieve one’s original goal.)
In order to make room for this work-out equipment, so I could use it in the living-room – several things needed to be removed. Best place for those boxes of files, DVDs and things left there ‘to deal with later,’ was in my office cupboard. Yak Shaving fully in gear, I had to clear out the office cupboard first.
Over the next two days, I got rid of six large bags of trash, shredded two large bags of financial papers and gave a car-load of things to the local Cancer Discovery Thrift Shop.
I really didn’t need those four reams of assorted colored copy paper, six unopened boxes of Sharpies, when one would suffice – stacks of used folders with names scribbled all over them, and plastic bags. What was I saving Barnes and Noble plastic bags for?
A whole shelf was filled with pay-slips from acting jobs and residuals going back too many years to own up to. I pulled out a few important ones, just as reminders of what I had once done. The rest got shredded.
But the other side of this challenge reaped all sorts of rewards. Apart from loads of empty space, I even found a $100-bill in an old note-book!
I went through boxes of my old photos from shows and films I had worked on, before I quit acting to focus on my writing-career. I had forgotten many of the great adventures I had in my life – some reckless moments that had me wincing, as I came across plane, train and boat tickets. Did I really go there alone at such a young age? Crazy! A lot of “what was I thinking?” moments, too.
But I sure met a lot of interesting people in my travels. And, of course, the movie premieres I attended, visits to the Cannes Film Festival when the real movie stars and legendary directors, producers, composers were still around. I found notes from a flying lesson. (What? Where? Why?) And the myriad of odd jobs I have done since I left school so early to pursue my dreams. (Photo from Rosie’s performance in Dr. Who)
I also came across a couple of Trader Joe’s chocolate bars – too old to eat, alas. How did they get in there? Probably hidden from my late-husband, Rick, who would devour chocolate if he saw it – and either he was on a diet and should not eat it, or more likely because I wanted to eat it and I knew the chocolate bars would not remain if Rick came across them. (It’s an old, married thing – for those singletons out there.)
I found some very special mementos from Rick, incidentally. Notes we had written each other, more birthday, Christmas and Valentines cards. Re-reading those simultaneously brought a big grin to my face, warmth to my heart – and a lump in my throat. I remind myself constantly how lucky I was to have loved and been loved by my husband.
In so many adventures along the way, I learned new skills: like turtle-catching, for one. The horse-back riding lessons were not quite so successful. But I can dance a mean Charleston, and cook up a tasty meal from left-overs with a recipe Cary Grant told me he got from Doris Day. I can still cut a basic sewing pattern from my days in Fashion Design, (carefully) handle snakes, write a good Press Release and can tell you lots about the early history of Hollywood. Until this enforced de-cluttering, I had forgotten the many roads I traveled.
I started making notes, as I uncovered more treasures: another splendid Yak-Shaving side-step. But the memories I noted, the dates, the forgotten names recovered, were all heading in one direction. More writing projects.
This Yak Shaving has its good points. I am delighted to open my office cupboard door to see so much space. Those boxes that had to be moved into said cupboard in order to make space to use the new exercise machine? Well, once I focused on the de-cluttering and asked those required questions: “Do I love this object, do I need this, does it bring me joy?” The answer was “no” all round. So I got rid of those boxes, too.
And as I now have the space to do all the push-ups, pull-ups, leg and stomach exercises I want – I can contemplate the new stories, articles and books I intend to write as I work out.
As I look through those recovered memories, would I do things differently, given the chance? Sometimes, yes. But mostly ‘no.’ I wouldn’t be where am I am now and I like where I am. Yak-shaving complete – and surprisingly successful.
If you dig back through your own past – would you do things differently? And if so, what? Hmmm, Food for thought – as long as it’s not chocolate.
The author of Best Sellers Hollywood Then and Now and Los Angeles Then and Now, English born ROSEMARY LORD has lived in Hollywood for over 30 years. As an actress, her credits include Monty Python, Rivals of Sherlock Holmes, Days of Our Lives, L.A. Heat and more. She did voice-work on Titanic, Star Trek, Shakespeare In Love, The Holiday and Pirates of the Caribbean amongst others.
Also a former journalist, she wrote about Hollywood’s Golden Age, interviewing such luminaries as Cary Grant, James Stewart, Tony Hopkins, John Huston. She was a Senior Publicist at Columbia Pictures.
Rosemary lectures on Hollywood history and is the President of the Woman’s Club of Hollywood. She is a member of MWA and Sisters-in-Crime.
She is currently writing a series of murder mysteries set in the 1920’s Jazz Age Hollywood featuring Lottie Topaz, an extra in silent movies.
14 thoughts on “YAK SHAVING REVISITED…. by Rosemary Lord”
This post just made me smile, no grin. It is so lovely to sit and chat with you, Rosemary. To hear your thoughts, see your gentle heart, spend a few minutes with you. How do you do it? You make us feel comfy with your words, make us feel glad-hearted and ready to joyfully begin the day? I will shave a Yak with you any day!
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Thank you, Jackie….I guess I just enjoy writing – and I’m happy you enjoy reading!
Rosemary, you definitely make us think about what kind of lives we have stored on those shelves. The box of pens can always go. But some of those memories stay with us forever. They make us who we are.
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Isn’t it surprising that, long after we made those memories, we see things in a different light. It’s one of the benefits of getting older – we learn what things really matter. Thanks, Gayle.
Very impressive–all that organizing work. And enjoyable. I recently found a memento of my grandmother which was fun, but I haven’t done much Yak Shaving lately so yes, I’m impressed!
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I really only get organized when I am forced to. But this is turning out to be fun. Linda, I’m so glad you found something of your grandmother’s: that makes it all worth it.
What a lovely, inspiring tale. What began as spring cleaning on steroids became a treasure hunt, and a successful one at that.
Hello Miko. Well, it certainly turned out to be something I wasn’t expecting: fun! And with that $100-dollar bill – I could buy more chocolate!
I loved this post, and I loved Jackie H’s comment. It’s like we’re sitting and chatting over tea…what a marvelous feeling I was left with after reading. Amazing. (And chocolate was mentioned, too!)
Thanks, Madeline – Chatting over a cup of tea – what a lovely idea – especially if it includes chocolate…
P.S. Why am I coming up as “Anonymous”? Oh that dratted techie stuff: It’s me, Rosemary!
LOVE the post. However, Foster and I wondered why William Hartnell was trying to move in on your close-up in Dr. Who. Typical Time Lord. Very rude!
You noticed that, too, eh Jackie? I marveled at getting my hair to look that puffy! But I’d just left school, so it was another world. Glad you enjoyed the post! Cheers…
Still labelled “Anonymous” – instead of Rosemary! Hmmm…