by Jackie Houchin
How do you make a story funny?
Do you have to be a comedian? If you can’t make it laugh-out-loud-able, how do you make it chuckle-able, or at least grin-able? Or at the VERY least, smirk-able?
Our own Gayle Bartos Pool does it with punny words, double entendre, dialects, and snappy, sometimes tongue-in-cheek dialogue. And… hysterical situations!
You will grin and you will laugh aloud when you read her short story, “Only in Hollywood” in the Sisters-in-Crime collection, LAndmarked for Murder. I mean, can you picture a bunch of thugs pushing a dressed up dead body around in a wheel chair in the Bonaventure Hotel in Hollywood? No Way!
Gayle’s “Glitzville” in her own short story collection From Light to Dark has some hilarious dialogue scenes. They may not be as tangled as Abbott and Costello’s “Who’s on first?” but they sure come close. The back-and-forth conversation between Archie Wright and Sal Cohn is definitely grin-able. Your eyes will dance down the pages as you read it.
Here’s the opening paragraph so you can “taste” the style, before the funny dialogue begins.
“Archie Wright’s the name. Dishing dirt’s the game. My sandbox: Hollywood. The most glamorous and glitzy, vicious, and venomous playground in the world. If you come for a visit, bring your sunscreen and your shark repellant. If you come to stay, let me warn you, Tinsel Town eats up and spits out a hundred just like you every day. Sometimes it isn’t pretty, but it’s my job to chronicle the ebb and flow of the hopeful, the helpless, and the hapless. My best stories come from the dark side of Glitzville.”
And then the whip smart fun begins….
These are two stories in books you can try out for examples of how write comedic. Perhaps you can recommend others?
If you are an author, how do YOU make scenes funny in your books? Is it by the characters, or some ridiculous premise, or by snappy, punny words and dialogue? (SHARE YOUR SECRETS!)
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Okay, as a journalist and book reviewer, I don’t have much talent with humor aside from a pun now and then. So, for the end of this post, I will try to get you to laugh, chuckle, guffaw, grin, or maybe just smirk with a few corny jokes. (from Woman’s Day magazine)
What do you call a snake wearing a hard hat?
A boa constructor.
What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A walkie talkie.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten-tickles.
How do you get a country girl’s attention?
A-tractor.
What do you call a beehive without an exit?
Unbelievable.
(You can pause here and come back later if you are grinned out.)
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody Knows.
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A do-you-think-he-saw-us.
Where do pirates get their hooks?
Second hand stores.
What do you call black birds that stick together?
Vel-crows.
(And a few to whet your appetite.)
What do scholars eat when they’re hungry?
Academia nuts.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they’d be called bagels.
Why should you never use “beef stew” as a password?
It’s not stroganoff.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
(And for our own, Linda Johnston…)
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer?
A father-in-law.
What’s a lawyer’s favorite drink?
Subpoena colada.
I hope you got some ideas, or at least some laughs.
Remember the Bible verse – “A merry heart does good like medicine.” – Proverbs 17:22.
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